No one is good all the time. Embrace your inner naughtiness!
Hi pervs,
posted by Missy Rouge @ 1:35 PM
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(Once again, the short-short version).
Missy says goodbye to H.S.T.B. and reluctantly goes back to Bourke, along with her new knee-high boots which she bought in Sydney.
She is very disappointed that he appears to have broken off all contact. She is really glad that they didn't do naughty things in restaurants after all but she still feels a little used and ticked off at him.
Missy gets another head cold. Late one night she is smashed on cough medicine and unable to sleep so she does what any normal person would do in this situation and joins an internet dating site.
BIG MISTAKE.
Apparently Missy is a good profile writer. Several hours after her new profile goes public she suspects that every male in Brisbane has either sent her a virtual "kiss" or tried to email her. She is in shock.
Later that afternoon she receives an email from an online forum she is a member of. Some guy has seen her RSVP profile but has been unable to immediately message her since she has exceeded the daily allowance of virtual "kisses" even though she set the limit to maximum/ unlimited kisses... So the guy Cyber-Stalked her, Googled her username and joined the online forum, which she was a member of, so he could contact her.
Missy doesn't know whether to be chuffed that she is so popular or really really worried.
Now she has all these strange guys emailing her and she doesn't know what to do. She was only joking she swears! She didn't expect half of Brisbane and half of the Gold Coast to message her...
posted by Missy Rouge @ 12:05 PM
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Hot Star Trek Boy: the brief-brief version. Setting & background: Outback Bourke NSW.
Hot Star Trek Boy arrives in Missy’s MySpace inbox. She is bored and they exchange friendly banter for a while. He asks her to ride a bike to Canberra to visit him. After a while she starts considering it.
Star Trek boy is a very hot writer. They plan to invent an underwater webcam and do naughty things in restaurants together. They meet up in Sydney but they don't get around to it.
They never see each other ever again.
THE END.
posted by Missy Rouge @ 11:39 AM
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This website is a classic: PostSecret. In the spirit of sharing secrets... and just for the funness of it all, feel free to post a secret anonymously in the comments of this post. Here, I'll start...
posted by Missy Rouge @ 7:14 PM
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Okay haven't done one of these for a while so here goes...
1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity?
No faves right now... I've been accepting charity for too long (re: Centrelink). Hey here's a fracking charity for you- "FEED A UNIVERSITY STUDENT AND SAVE THEM FROM MALNOURISHMENT OR STRIPPING IN ORDER TO EAT.INC"
2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on?
Queen size. Left side (bad habit) or in the middle -because I have it aaall to myself :)
3. How important is a partners kissing ability?
It helps ;-P
4. Have you ever purposely tried to seduce someone over a long period of time?
F*ck yeah... my ex... he was such a dumb-ass that it took me about a year to wear him down... then we were happy then we broke up.
5. Top or bottom?
Top ;P
posted by Missy Rouge @ 9:34 PM
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... Having to ask the hot guy at the local chemist for anti-fungal cream... (and admitting that yes you have used used it before)
posted by Missy Rouge @ 1:42 AM
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"Harry Potter and the Magic Wand"
posted by Missy Rouge @ 11:35 AM
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1 Do you think people in general are too forgiving of or too harsh on promiscuous women? Promiscuous men?
What is promiscuity? Does it mean sleeping with random people who you're not in a "formal" relationship with, lying to them, using them for sex, then disappearing off the face of the planet?
What happened to the world? I'm obviously too trusting and naive when it comes to men... and as a result I have been hurt so much over these last six months that I don't see how I can trust men ever again, let alone have sex for quite some time.
This is not okay.
Guys... when you're sweet talking a woman, please be honest... if you plan to use her for sex please JUST SAY SO upfront. Be 100% honest. Don't be getting all sweet and sprouting sonets of love if you intend to be gone in the morning.
Oh... you mean you're afraid that if you were honest you might not get laid? HOLY CRAPPOLA YOU'RE RIGHT! Dudes.... stop being such souless sex fiends. Please think about how your actions affect others... because they do... and there's no such thing as "casual" sex. It is never casual. Get the hint?
P.S. If you're reading this (you know who you are) an apology would be the least you can do. Don't make me go all "Tank Girl" on your ass when you least expect it... No-one messes with me anymore. You've been warned...
2 Suppose you've been dating someone for a year, and they're slowly getting fat. Does this romance have long-term potential?
It depends on how strong the relationship is. Body weight comes and goes but it's what's inside and how people act (not what they say!) that determines the real strength or potential of a relationship
3 If you have five VERY successful dates with someone, are you a couple?
I'd fracking hope so.
4 When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down?
It's honestly been so long that I don't remember... it gets like that after you've been stuffed around by men so much...
5 Can great sex be reason enough to stay in a relationship? (What about just okay sex?)
Hell no. Sex is good but there's no point putting sugar on a cake that stinks and is primarily made of crap- it's just not worth it. (Holy shit I just made up a sort-of- awesome quote! *feels proud*)
Bonus (as in optional): When you're unhappy in a relationship, do you treat the other person badly? Examples we've tried: causing jealousy, picking fights, withholding sex, getting real quiet.
I get real quiet... unfortunately I've always tended toward quietly getting depressed and sulking rather than lashing out... but the way I've been treated/ allowed myself to be treated recently, I have a feeling that all is about to change...
posted by Missy Rouge @ 7:17 PM
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1) What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
a) I discover that they take drugs, or worse- they're a junkie.
b) They try to convert me to Christianity or I discover that they are religious fundamentalists of any kind... and they don't believe in fairies.
c) They talk about their ex more than themselves... or they spend half the date on the phone with their ex. (Duuuuude!)
2) Pick an animal that best displays your personality. :)
Cats! Because I'm sexy, sleek, I love playing with toys, I'm independent, no fence shall keep me in, and I can often be found chasing invisible things in the garden (like fairies).
3) If your so stopped having sex with you, how long would you stay?
What? This question doesn't make sense. Ok so I'll change it slightly to what I think it's meant to say..... nope no clue sorry. If my EX stopped having sex with me? Well of course he did he's my ex! DUH. Uuuumm... if I stopped having sex with me? Nah that won't work... If someone sooooooo isn't having sex with me... what? Why not? Haha.
4) Are you more passive or aggressive when the relationship becomes physical?
Well if by physical you mean sex, then passive... unless they suck so I need to show them how... but if you mean physical as in violence, then I'd be aggressive because I would kick his ass (badly) and make him feel like a looser for the rest of his life...
5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos?
Uum yeess... haven't you?
Bonus: What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a "friends with benefits" relationship? How about men?
Ooooh gotta love friends with benefits!
So what sort of benefits are we talking about here... friends with candy? Friends who give foot massages? (*foot massage- yes please!*)
Uuuum.... if you're talking sex, I think it's a lot more common than some people realise, although I don't think I'd do that again. I think I'd just rather a real boyfriend thankyou.
Answer in comments or link us to your blog. Feel free to expand on your answers past "yes" and "no." =) Happy TMI!
posted by Missy Rouge @ 2:42 PM
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CHAT #2 (The very next day…)
In God, We trust says:
hi
In God, We trust says:
i missed you
In God, We trust says:
if i said that i was dreaming with you last night , will you beleive me?
Foxy Love says:
yeah what was it about
In God, We trust says:
yes its really true and i dont know why..may be because i like you.. but it wasnt sex stuff mostly
In God, We trust says:
i told you that you have very pretty eyes
In God, We trust says:
and ifeel like i am dreaming when i look at them
In God, We trust says:
and you looked at me with your eyes.. and i felt myself flying outside this life
In God, We trust says:
i tried to get myself free from your capturing me soul so i said that you have very soft and magical hair
In God, We trust says:
i touched your hair.. i found it so soft more than i have expected
In God, We trust says:
i figured out that its not enough that i touch it with my hands
In God, We trust says:
i felt i want to smell it
In God, We trust says:
i came closer to you.. and i have my nose deeply in ur hair
In God, We trust says:
and i smelled it..and again i went to that dreamy world
In God, We trust says:
i closed my eyes and i let myself for you
In God, We trust says:
you rested your head on my chest
In God, We trust says:
and you told me that you feel so safe and warm in this place
In God, We trust says:
then we huged
In God, We trust says:
and i ran my fingers through your hair
In God, We trust says:
saying that i am so happy being with you.. and i feel that the whole world is not enough for me
In God, We trust says:
hello are you there
In God, We trust says:
?
Foxy Love says:
im here
Foxy Love says:
just readinhg
In God, We trust says:
do you like it or what
Foxy Love says:
i do
In God, We trust says:
i can stop if you didnt like it
Foxy Love says:
no keep going
In God, We trust says:
ok..
In God, We trust says:
i was resting my chin on your hair...while you are resting your head on my chest and my arms are around you
In God, We trust says:
i told you close your eyes and on my chest on may sleep
In God, We trust says:
the life is opening for us
In God, We trust says:
you smile.. and you look up to me
In God, We trust says:
i close my forhead from you forhead
In God, We trust says:
now our eyes are face to face
In God, We trust says:
i told you, i never seen eyes like those before
In God, We trust says:
you told me, yeah.. my mom told me that i have special eyes and she said that he is lucky who will have me
In God, We trust says:
i told you : so your mom meant me?
In God, We trust says:
you said: who else if its not you!
In God, We trust says:
i said : do you think i am lucky?
In God, We trust says:
you said: i am lucky because i am happy here in this place
In God, We trust says:
i smiled and kissed your forhead
In God, We trust says:
i said: i never want this moment never to end
In God, We trust says:
(you were more wiser) you said : i never want it either.. but we can live that way all our life standing and huging each other
In God, We trust says:
and you smiled
In God, We trust says:
you said: and we never gonna get kids this way
In God, We trust says:
i laughed and said: oh..at least we are together and no matter what, nothing will make us a part
In God, We trust says:
even the death.. i would like to die in the same day you die
In God, We trust says:
i want to die holding your hand
In God, We trust says:
i want our both lives end in the same time and the same last breath
In God, We trust says:
i cant imagine myself being anywhere without you
In God, We trust says:
i saw some tears in your eyes
In God, We trust says:
i told you , sweetheart, whats wrong
In God, We trust says:
you said.. i dont ever want to leave you
In God, We trust says:
i told you forever?
In God, We trust says:
you said forever what?
In God, We trust says:
i said: forever we will be together, till the sun stop shine up
In God, We trust says:
till the the stars burn
Okaaayyyyy Casanova… whatever….. LOL… This afternoon I received this message from my friend L…
posted by Missy Rouge @ 9:40 AM
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Hi buddies :)
So, you know that generally I'm a nice person and would never
be purposefully mean to anyone, but after receiving too many messages
from creepy guys (see "Bourke Files #3 as an example), forgive me if I seem a little harsh when I post this totally hilarious chat transcript for your entertainment...
P.S. Sanity is something I value highly in a partner...
Part #2 of this love story concludes tomorrow... You'll laugh your socks off!
posted by Missy Rouge @ 9:37 AM
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1 Which is more appealing and why - a life of leisure or a life of accomplishment?
Both at the same time... gotta aim high in life...
2 How many people have you kissed, not counting family?
Lucky 13
3 How many times have you ever been in love?
Too many times... don't you mean how many times I "thought" I was in love?... At least three times... hell, I nearly even got married once a long, long time ago. Now I'm not even sure if I still believe in it...
4 Regardless of what's right for you now, would you say you have a good idea of the kind of person you'd like to end up with? Can you, will you tell us?
Yes... I suspect so... Oh wait I have a list! *gets list*...
* Someone a little bit "different" and interesting (but not a freak!)
* A sweet nerd-boy
* Believes in magick
* Is Romantic
* Emotionally stable
* Someone who's caring, friendly, and treats others with respect... including me, and of course themselves
* Someone who looks after their health and doesn't do any illicit or recreational drugs, including smoking and pot, and who doesn't drink alcohol to excess either
* Is honest and lives in truth
* Is reliable/ trustworthy/ dependable... says he'll do something then does it! (Or says he'll be somewhere then actually shows up when he says he'll be there!)
* Gives the best massages
* Loves spending time with me and is attentive to a healthy degree
* Loves watching movies & DVD's with me
* Easily expresses his feelings openly and honestly and always in loving, healthy ways
* Very passionate- and a good kisser
* Is creative and artistic
* Awesome sex
* Is financially secure or at least well on his way
* Has a great family, whom I get along well with, and preferably with parents who are still together... you know... potential future husband material...
* Makes me laugh- has a fun sense of humour
* Likes animals, or can at least put up with me liking animals
* Is a bit of a homebody like me but still likes to get out and do fun things outside occasionally
* Fairly healthy sleeping patterns- doesn't stay up all night and doesn't expect me to either
* Fairly clean and tidy (I make enough mess for the both of us!)
* A great cook- or at least can cook a few good meals... instant noodles definitely don't count
* A good listener
* Preferably is technically inclined in some way and is able to help me with computers, programming things, advanced web design stuff etc.
* Buys me flowers damnit! -some roses would be nice!! :)
5 If you're dating someone, is it okay to flirt with other people?
Nope... unless there's a mutual flirting agreement or it's all in the name of friendly fun- not serious, and all parties are aware of that
Bonus (as in optional): Describe your personality with three adjectives that describe you well. [For the folks with "technical" degrees adjectives are modifiers, like "musical", "adventurous", or "carnal".]
Fun, Creative, Passionate
posted by Missy Rouge @ 10:28 AM
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Okay… so… here I am just minding my own business… not advertising that I’m looking for a date or anything… when I am inundated by a messages from complete wacko’s. Most times I have a chuckle then ignore them. Here is a selection of actual messages I received from random internet guys who messaged me completely out of the blue… and these are only the ones that I didn’t instantly delete…
subject: this is what...
Hi!
I`ve found your porfile, I did take a look and now...
I am under your spell!
For some reason I`m feeling some kind of subtle magic that touches both, my body and heart.
You`re dangerous!
But, I have to be honest, I can`t avoid my sweetest kiss to scape running to you.
-Nicky
*****
Subject: the message is love
words begin with abc. numbers begin with 123. music begins with do, re, me. love begins with you and me!
i am 41 and a tour operator.
i live in ghana and believe distance is only a state of mind. will relocate if the chemistry is right.
take care and stay sweet.
-johnson
*****
(first email received…)Subject: Hello Babe
HELLO MY LADY,MY NAME IS VICTOR FROM AFRICA BUT LIVES IN VIETNAM I SENT TO YOU YESTERDAY, BUT I DONT SEE YOUR REPLY, DEAR I REALLY TELL YOU WHAT IS IN MIY MIND, IAM OPEN MINDED SOMEONE, AND I DONT LIKE TO TELL A LIE IN MY LIFE. I REALLY NEED SOMEONE IN MY LIFE WHO WILL MAKE ME HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, PLEASE I NEED YOUR CONTACT AND I WANT YOU TO ADD ME TO YOUR MESSANGER LIST SO THAT WE CAN CHAT TOGETHER, AND I NEED YOUR PHONE NUMBER AS WELL SO THAT I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH U WHENEVER I MISS YOU. MY EMAIL IS....______, my number..+84_______
*****
Red Rocket: Subject: No Subject
free striptease?
Missy: WTF! Sorry, not tonight dear I have a headache...
Red Rocket: more than a feeling baby. i have a headache too! 
EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!
posted by Missy Rouge @ 1:31 PM
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So, I arrive in the outback and it’s surprisingly awesome for the first few weeks, since I can relax, enjoy some home-cooked meals, and do what I haven’t done in years… absolutely nothing.
I am excited about being able to chat with my best friends (who mostly live in Sydney) every day, since I have no home internet or landline in Brisbane and that was one of the reasons I felt so disconnected before… I stupidly spent all my free time with my ex on the Gold Coast, and suddenly I was alone in a city I had never gotten the chance to know too well. A girl needs her friends at a time like this… and since I don't see the point of making temporary friends with strange desert people, I find myself on msn messenger every day.
My mate L from uni, a cool (and really young so don’t get any ideas!) guy from my marketing project team has recently broken his ankle and is also taking time off uni. We both become hopeless internet addicts… especially after he introduces me to the wonderful world of… MYSPACE.
I create my virtual MySpace world and make it pink and sparkly and find funky music to put on it which slows everyone’s internet browsers down. My initial music choice: “Lapdance” by N*E*R*D*… until I realise that might give people the totally wrong impression about me, so I change it to “A Rollerskating Jam named 'Saturday'” by De La Soul. I love any song that has disco riffs and is about rollerskating. (I used to be ace at disco- roller-limbo when I was a kid but don’t tell anyone!)
…And WOW, random hot guys can add you as friends… this should be interesting…
Because I am still slightly insane, I devise little experiments like seeing what would happen if I change my advertised status from “single” to “in a relationship”. I discover that when it says I’m “in a relationship”, more hot guys want to add me as friends. What the frack’s up with that?
I am supposed to be designing websites and organising quotes for people while I am here, but I’m still too crazy, and besides, chatting up random guys is funner. Gotta work on my social skills you know… I plan to set myself up with lots of new friends so I won’t be lonely again when I get back to Brisbane. At this stage I am only “looking” for people to chat with so as not to be all the way bored, and potential friends… nothing naughty… yet… (and as you are probably aware from reading my blog, it gets really interesting really fast!)
To Be Continued...
posted by Missy Rouge @ 7:02 AM
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Step #1: Missy goes temporarily insane after no sex, loss of sucky ex-boyfriend, being hassled by the b*tch at uni who shall remain nameless, having her friend die under suspicious circumstances and running out of money all at the same time.
Step #2: After running into traffic one day she suspects that she needs a holiday.
Step #3: Missy's mum, who lives in outback Bourke NSW offers to drive up to Brissy and whisk Missy away from the world for a much needed break.
Step #4: Shortly after arriving she suspects that she is seriously stuck in the middle of the desert and there is nothing fun at all to do here. Her suspicions are confirmed after performing the following search in Google...
Step #5: Missy becomes addicted to the internet and embarks on several adventures of craziness which she will happily share with you here so you can laugh hysterically at how temporarily- insane she had become...
To be continued...
posted by Missy Rouge @ 10:33 AM
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Hey peoples,
posted by Missy Rouge @ 5:49 PM
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1. Without looking it up, do you know what polyamorous means?
Grrr I always get this one mixed up... is that where you have just one partner at a time as opposed to group sex? LOL
2. Now that you have looked it up, do you believe polyamory is possible?
Dang... got it wrong again! Hmm... I'm sure it's possible... don't know how it would effect your relationships though. I'm having trouble finding just one guy at the moment let alone more than one, and I don't know if I'd have the energy for more than one! However, If both parties are lusting after more than each other and everyone knows about it, I guess it's better than having an affair in secret.
3. Do you regret any past sexual partner, sexual liaison or missed opportunity for one?
YES! On all accounts!
a) I've regretted almost every "rebound guy"
b) My second boyfriend sucked (not in good way) and I must have had seriously low self esteem at the time
c) WHY AM I SO DAMN SHY!!! (Off the internet that is hehe)
4. Have you had sex with a virgin after you lost your viginity?
Not that I'm aware of, although I did suspect this one guy was a virgin... or maybe he was just really bad hehe.
5. What is your favorite sexual position? If different, which one do you enjoy the most?
*Blushes* I'm not ready to divulge that information to total strangers! (See my shyness comment)
Bonus (as in optional): Where did you most public "sexual" act take place and what was it?
The supply closet at work when I was a concierge yeaaarrsss ago. (Was fun but I was so scared there were hidden cameras... there probably were and I suspect that's why they didn't renew my contract).
posted by Missy Rouge @ 6:29 PM
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posted by Missy Rouge @ 5:31 PM
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I’m declaring a naughty war! Over the last couple of months I’ve attracted every freak on the internet and I can’t take it anymore. It’s time for you all to find out how naughy I can really be. People tend to get the wrong impression about me. My whole life I have been very submissive and accommodating. Hell I even had a social phobia once and was too afraid to leave my house. I’m good at hiding away and playing the shy girl, but there’s another part of me that wants to come out and play now… and she is a goddess who won’t be toyed with! To all of the freaks and assholes out there who thought you could treat me or any other woman in a disrespectful manner and get away with it… I am informing you now that you have severely underestimated me. I am not like any woman any of you have ever met. No-one messes with the Missy!
For your perving pleasure I shall, over the next few weeks be spilling the beans on several very interesting men who I have had the fortune of meeting… they sucked terribly but hopefully they can make up for it by providing us with some naughty entertainment.
COMING SOON to a naughty screen near you…
Now I wish to define here my definition of a freak… Weird is cool. Weird is different. I am weird and I am cool. Freaks are not.
I wish to give a virtual hug here to my guys who are slightly freaky but whom (for now at least) I still consider friends and would not say anything (bad or otherwise) about here (for now) without their permission.
They are:
* Hot Star Trek Boy
* Tard-boy
* Kinky-pervert photographer boy
* My sweet ex boyfriend who is the sweetest guy ever, even though he pissed me off and we are no longer together
… if you’re not on this list and have messed with me recently BEWARE!
posted by Missy Rouge @ 6:15 PM
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Filming has commenced outside my front door for a television commercial, and all my friends are daring me to run outside naked- yes they actually signed a petition! I was contemplating it too, until I realised that the director was my film lecturer from uni...
I instead let Pudalina outside and she is currently making an ass of herself rolling around on the set and brushing up against the actor’s legs when they are trying to say their lines. It is very amusing to watch.
posted by Missy Rouge @ 2:53 PM
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posted by Missy Rouge @ 4:30 PM
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Sorry to all the fans/stalkers/pervs who are wondering where I have been these last few weeks... no I haven't been abducted by aliens so DON'T WORRY. Life has been kinda insane recently and I have yet to get my own brain around it before I can blog it out. I've also got a new man in my life! As well as being incredibly sweet, he's also a naughty sunday school teacher who is going to let me wear stripper shoes to church. Hooray! (finally hehe)
Furthermore, here's a brief-brief version (in list form) of other interesting recent events in my life...
posted by Missy Rouge @ 6:00 PM
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*slaps wrist* “I must not flirt online with more than one guy at a time… it’s just too confusing… damn tabbed messenger!”
posted by Missy Rouge @ 4:50 PM
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Hi pervs... thought you might enjoy this! It is friggin hilarious...
posted by Missy Rouge @ 9:52 PM
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posted by Missy Rouge @ 11:05 AM
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“I’m smashed on cough medicine and trading porn through msn messenger!” Late one night, not so long ago, I excitedly sent this message to one of my girlfriends… only I accidentally sent it to some guy in my uni project group by mistake. He replied, “That’s the best thing I’ve ever read on the internet!” I’m afraid he hasn’t thought the same of me since.
P.S. How great are those porno emoticons in msn!
posted by Missy Rouge @ 11:47 PM
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Ok, here's another fun game... every thursday, for as long as I have access to my friend's digital camera and internet connection (because I'm not playing this at uni... at least not yet...) I shall endeavour to post a new photo of myself. If ya wanna play too, click the sexy chick in the bra (above photo) for guidelines. Hoorayness!
posted by Missy Rouge @ 3:58 PM
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posted by Missy Rouge @ 1:09 AM
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| Your Lucky Underwear Is Red |
 You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself. You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed. When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world. So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you! |
Aah ok... so according to this, RED UNDERWEAR IS THE ANSWER...
posted by Missy Rouge @ 12:51 AM
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| You Are 56% Pure |
 You're usually the typical girl or guy next door... But you also have a secret naughty side! |
Well DUH! I started a "Naughty Blog" didn't I?!? WHAT- ONLY 56% pure?!? But I totally said that I watched porn, Met someone online purely to hook up, Corrupted someone innocent, went home with someone I met in a bar and sent dirty text messages. Isn't that naughty enough?! Damn I should have kissed more married people. Anyone want to go skinny-dipping with me?
posted by Missy Rouge @ 12:27 AM
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So I am writing this article for my creative non-fiction class on strippers. Actually it’s supposed to be a memoir or biography or family history... but there are no strippers in my family. I was thinking that it could be a personal memoir of my informal investigation into stripping as a career choice- “to strip or not to strip?” I was thinking of interviewing my friend who trained exotic dancers for a living. If anyone else out there reading this is a stripper or exotic dancer- past or present- I’d love to interview you for this project (you’ll find my email address in my profile). I’m interested in both the fun & fitness angle and the getting your gear off for cash angle.
Furthermore, because I take pride in my craft, I am going to visit a strip club- for research purposes * wink*. Meanwhile, other students are whining about having to use the library for research. Losers! Who says writers are boring?
posted by Missy Rouge @ 11:17 PM
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Do you think my university lecturers suspect I’m a perv? So far my assignments have included essays and articles about strippers, burlesque, sex addiction, internet dating, Eve Ensler and The Vagina Monologues (that play rocks!) I can’t help it- all this sex stuff fascinates me. Maybe I should be studying something other than business and writing?
posted by Missy Rouge @ 11:13 PM
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“Sorry I can’t come to the door/ phone right now, I’ve got my fingers in my pussy”.
“I only want to come to your stupid dinner because I have the hots for your husband”.
(The babysitter) : “You’re kids will be fine. I’m going to invite my boyfriend over later so we can have sex on your couch, and he’s got a black belt in karate”.
(A male high-school student to his parents) : “I did it deliberately so I could spend detention with my sexy teacher”.
“Sorry I’m late honey, I was having a threesome on my office couch... how’s dinner coming along?”
(To the driver being booked for driving with a mobile phone) : “Sorry officer, I was having really great phone sex”
“Sure I’ll be your best man… as long as I get to bone all the bridesmaids”
“Mum, Scott and I broke up- he wanted to give me anal”
“Do I have to go to church this week? Yesterday I f***ed Billy, the minister’s son, and it was really lousy so I don’t know if I can face him today”
“Sure I’d be interested in hearing another account of Jesus Christ, but only because you’re a hot little mormon and I need a fresh entry for my spank bank... fancy a cookie?”
“Sorry I’m late for class again. I was having sex with my boyfriend and I told him we couldn’t leave until he made me come… it took longer than we anticipated”.
“I’d like to cancel our dinner reservations please. Your table cloths aren’t long enough and she was planning to give me a blow job under the table”.
“I missed class because I slept in, due to staying up to 3am writing this stuff for my naughty blog!”
posted by Missy Rouge @ 4:36 PM
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Hot chocolate is so sexy (no not that old 70’s band). Tonight I was up late finishing an essay, and decided to treat myself. I heated up some milk on the stove then opened a fresh jar of powdered chocolate. When the seal broke and the scent wafted beneath my nose I felt like I’d gone to heaven. I dipped my finger in the jar and licked it off- twice. Mmmmm. Now if only I had marshmallows and someone to share this with, it could be a perfect evening.
This being single business sucks so far. I’m starting to feel all sexy goddess-like... more than I ever felt with my last boyfriend (lack of sex does that to a girl), but I’ve got no outlet for it… other than here, and my wild imaginings. A girl’s gotta play now and then you know? She’s gotta have something to write to her interstate friends about. While they are all off having threesomes, becoming professional dominatix’s (how do you spell more than one dominatrix?- dominatri?- it’s not in my MS Word dictionary!) and going to exciting parties with fascinating people, I am still sitting here- broke and alone- with my housemate’s cat. And that thought is making me sad.
posted by Missy Rouge @ 10:06 PM
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Ok, it may be a long shot, but here goes… Being a broke uni student has robbed me of one thing I dearly love- the internet! Do you have any idea how tricky it is looking up porn at uni? The computer labs are always crowded. I often take my Lappy to my “special spot”- an inconspicuous corner of the university library. Others are starting to catch onto my plan though, and my “spot” isn’t so special anymore. I can’t even download free bootleg porn because of the sucky download limit… I figure I should reserve some for actual school work. I miss chatting with my friends who live interstate. My weekends have become incredibly dull without home internet access, or a boyfriend to fill the gap (and other places). Why, you may be thinking, doesn’t she get dial-up? It’s dirt cheap these days. Well my friends, that only works if I could afford a phone line. That’s right- I can’t even have phone sex! I know- such a cruel, cruel world.
I am a sad, lonely girl right now… (*insert sad eyes*). Please give me the gift of porn. For every dollar you donate, you are helping girls like Missy- namely Missy- to have a better life. *Tear*. Imagine the warm feeling you’ll get in your heart, knowing that you have made a positive difference in this little closet-pervert’s life. At the same you will also be assisting the all-important cause of helping Missy to publish more naughty blog entries, away from innocent eyes. PLUS, if it shaves a few hours off uni work, that’s a few extra hours each week that Missy can put into being naughtier… and after all, isn’t that why we’re all here?
Don’t give money to street bums- they will only use it to buy drugs. Give it to me instead, and I promise I will use it to have fun experiences that I will share with everyone! (either that or I’ll use it to buy sex toys).
Email me today- you know you wanna! hellomindy@gmail.com
posted by Missy Rouge @ 1:28 PM
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It finally dawned on me why single women love cats. Besides being warm and cuddly and wanting to climb onto your lap every chance they can, some- like my housemate’s cat- vibrate when they purr!
posted by Missy Rouge @ 4:59 PM
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No one is good all the time. Embrace your inner naughtiness!
Missy Rouge (not her real name) is a freelance writer, university student, and practitioner of the witchy arts. When she isn’t getting into mischief and writing in her naughty blog, she can sometimes be found writing for well- respected magazines. After graduating from uni she hopes to write full time- for money.
